#Politico, Nutella connoisseur, #APO brother, Targaryen,#gryffindor, ginger, Max, who loves #arrested development, #star wars, #harry potter, #star trek, #veep, #personal fitness, #steelers, #penguins, #fsu

 

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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I threw the diadem in a gap in a hollow tree. It didn’t work for me. It never had.

He’d been following me for hours – quietly at first, like a dog tracks a rabbit. Then he lost patience, grew tired of the chase and I heard him crashing through the forest, branches snapping underfoot. My own legs were heavy and aching, and I knew I couldn’t keep running. I’d been running too long. 

The baron emerged from amongst the trees, pale eyed and breathless.

“Helena.” (x)

(Source: foundersofhogwarts)

15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*

me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance